Monster Mall

Economy-Collapse-Gone-Wild!!!

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It’s the best Monsterface Deal EVER!!!
Get a shirt and a CD for only $18!!! (plus shipping)
We mean the classic “sock puppet blue” shirt design - see the bottom of the mall for a look…
Shirt supplies and sizes are limited - while supplies last!

–Only $18.00– (plus $2 s/h)

which cd?
what size t-shirt?

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This Is An Adventure!

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“This album lifts you up and makes you feel powerful.” - James Kochalka

The new full-length album by Uncle Monsterface is finally here! Huzzah! Songs about robots, vampires, more vampires, vampires fighting mashed potatoes, regular daes, robot pants, Gary Gygax, and, of course - LOVE. Featuring beautiful album artwork by Daria Tessler.

“From space and travel to heartsickness and romance; from loss and rejection to dinosaurs, robots, and vampires; from hopelessness to hopefulness; and, finally, to love, This is an Adventure!…is resplendent with a simple, subtle, ridiculous beauty that can’t help but satisfy.”
- z from hipsterplease.com
[-- Take a listen Here! --]
–$10.00– (plus $2 s/h)

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Nintendode (songs for the big N) - uncle monsterface

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Nintendode was released in tandem with Nintendo’s newest console, The Wii, on November 16, 2006 as an online exclusive. But now we have cool little physical versions of it, in all likelihood for something of a limited time! This album was created as a gigantic geek-Tribute to go hand-in-hand with our unbridled excitement about the new system (an excitement that has gone on to become almost completely founded in reality for the most part!). In all honesty, Nintendode is more of a conceptual EP than rock album, being that it is all of 8 minutes… But it is MIGHTY!
[-- Take a listen Here! --]

–$4.00– (plus $2 s/h)

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letter green (i love you) - uncle monsterface

cover_thumb.jpg Ahh, there’s still room for the classics! Yes, it’s the ubiquitous miasma that is the debut “full-length” rock album by your very good rock and roll friends and teammates - Uncle Monsterface. It’s “letter green (i love you),” a rollicking misadventure through face-melting valleys of rocktastic fury and fist-pumping mountains of lightning and fire. Easily better than 26 superbowls covered in gravy and gold and surrounded by foxy ladies in space.
[-- Take a listen Here! --]
–$10.00– (plus $2 s/h)


 

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Sock Puppet Blue

The classic UMF tee, perfect for any occasion: BBQs, zoo trips, and prison visits alike! Tell all of your friends that you enjoy bright colors, sock puppets, and our music.(Be sure to buy two in case one breaks).

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We have shirts back in STOCK! WOOT!!!
And now they are way nicer American Apparel brand t-shirts too!


–$13.00– (plus $2 s/h)

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Other Info: As of 05/08 all shirts are American Apparel Brand, not because of their questionable ad campaign but because we think their t-shirts are a lot nicer to wear! (we hope you think so too.)