Download our new EP of covers for free and get this party started!

Greetings Team Monsterface!

All of your hard work as a sock puppet rock supporter has almost come together!
Download our new EP of covers, “Jokey Jingles Ultimate Dance Party Mix Volume 3” for free today, all you need to do is join our email list! —–>
Jokey Jingles Cover
Songs by Madonna, The Aquabats, Britney Spears, The Residents, and Oingo Boingo. Re-made the Monsterface way!

Go, download your five songs and nifty album art, and then tell us what you think!
Does your friend, pet, or valued local clerk want their copy of “Jokey Jingles”, too? Do us a favor and have them sign our e-mail list rather than just sharing this easily circumvented url. Or else we will send an army of kittens to steal your breath and scratch at your feet in the night. Robot Ninjas can’t even stop them…

Ever your loyal,
Uncle Monsterface

Uncle Monsterface presents Jokey Jingles Ultimate Dance Party Mix Volume 3 to release for free November 2! See the commercial right now!

Brooklyn, NY/The Internet/The World – Monday, November 2, 2009, Uncle Monsterface, sock puppet (and human) rock band, will release their long-awaited EP of covers, “Jokey Jingles Ultimate Dance Party Mix, Volume 3”. For the cost of an e-mail address. Hopefully yours. All current members (in good standing) of Monsterface’s e-mail list will immediately be able to download the new EP at no cost, and anyone who signs up for the e-mail list thereafter can do the same.

Sign up for the e-mail list Nowy Zowy! The box is right over there —->

SEE THE COMMERCIAL!

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NYC – AMAZING SHOW this Saturday w/Peelander Z and Math the Band at the Studio at Webster Hall!

Holy continent full of awesome.
This show is taking the best show that you have ever seen to school. A brand new school. For people with many large brains.

Saturday, October 10, 2009
7pm doorz | $10 | 19+ (? – sorry…)

The Studio at Webster Hall:
PEELANDER Z | myspace.com/peelanderz
amazingly insane japanese comic punk in uniforms

MATH THE BAND | myspace.com/maththeband
the biggest spazz electro-punk nerds you’ve ever seen

UNCLE MONSTERFACE | myspace.com/unclemonsterface
sock puppet and human rock band. jerks.

THE MEASURE (SA) | myspace.com/themeasuresa
punk rock awesomeness from new brunswick

The Studio at Webster Hall is located at 125 East 11th St in NEW YORK CITY!

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Seriously, people of the world, this is a show to see. If it isn’t enough to see our giant mashed potato fight a vampire with a huge head, then come for the aerobic awesomeness of our family band Math and the action punk back-flips of the mighty Peelander Z.

It might also be slyly and duly noted that this could well be one of the last times you’ll get to see us in a while WITHOUT a live drummer. If ever there was a sneaky announcement, that sure was one.

AND! “Jokey Jingles”, our FREE FOR OUR TEAM MONSTERFACE E-MAIL LIST EP of covers is coming so soon! We are almost done! And we are really excited about it! We’ll announce the date really soon, we promise. SERIOUSLY!

Most importantly – keep being awesome. For you are your own continent of mighty powers, and we believe in every island, peninsula, and chain store that populates you.

Ever your loyal,
Uncle Monsterface

ALL AGES NYC ROCK THIS SATURDAY, 9/26!

Awesomeness abounds at a very special All Ages engagement.

Saturday, September 26 – 8pm
Uncle Monsterface
Cudzoo & The Faggettes
Devo Spice
Machinebird
perform musical entertainments at
Don Hills
511 Grenwich St
$10 | ALL AGES!

This will be a unique show for us. Our sock puppet theater will be taking a vacation day. In lieu of having our standard performance, Marty is going to puppeteer much more than usual. Send puppet requests!

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Coney Island Rock this Sunday afternoon!

We are playing The Coney Island Museum!
Which is, to us, evidence that we have finally “made it”.
We’ve been rocking pretty hard this summer, and this is the last show before we take a few weeks off, and it’ll be even more special than our normal degree of relative “special-ocity”.

Sunday, August 23
Uncle Monsterface Goes to Coney Island!
with an Exciting QUESTION AND ANSWER session to follow
(this is part of the museum’s “Ask the Experts” Series)
ALL AGES!!!! $5
4pm – EARLY SHOW which will be punctual – we are the ONLY band!
The Coney Island Museum
1208 Surf Ave, Brooklyn
Take the D, Q N or F train to Stillwell Avenue (last stop).
Tell FACEBOOK that you are coming! It needs to know!

We’re experts!
(But not vampire-finding experts. We need a vampire for this show. Anyone wanna be a vampire? Free cd!)

As this show marks the passing of the below-mentioned “Sweat Sexxxy” from the live show, we just might usher in a new stage antic. And it just remind some of you of an old one. Some sort of contest, maybe?

New Exercise Video, SWEAT SEXXXY on YouTube!

Covered in mosquito bites and tired of rolling through those hot sweaty nights? Need to shed a few BBQ bellies and/or watermelon tears? Already covered in so much SWEAT but you need just a little more? Uncle Monsterface has all the answers (and poses some troubling questions) in a brand new EXERCISE VIDEO you can see right here:

Get ready to SWEAT SEXXXY at youtube.com/unclemonsterface – MONSTERFACE TEE VEE!

We indulged in too many BBQs, Twinkies, and hot dogs wrapped in Twinkies, and Uncle Monsterface (the monster) offered up a solution. He sent us this video, it was covered in a creepy slime, and we’re pretty sure it’s solved all of our problems.

We’ve been helping the nation with this disturbing video as part of our live show for the past several months, and as we put her into semi-retirement, we give her unto you, internet. Take good care of her.

Free NYC Rock Show this Friday!

Greetings Internet,

Your favorite Sock Puppet and Human multimedia rock and roll storm of confusing awesome-ness has a FREE SHOW this Friday in Manhattan! For free!

Friday, August 14
10pm-4am
RockEM SockEM’s 6th Anniversary Bash with
Hosey (at 10pm)
Uncle Monsterface (at 11pm)
and Ruffian Arms (at 12am)
Alas and alack this show is 21+
with special guests
DJ Ultra V, DJ Omega, and DJ Reybee

This should be awesome, extreme, and full of cuss words.
Tell facebook that you are coming, because facebook needs to know everything that you are doing, all the time.

yay.

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