Coney Island Rock this Sunday afternoon!

We are playing The Coney Island Museum!
Which is, to us, evidence that we have finally “made it”.
We’ve been rocking pretty hard this summer, and this is the last show before we take a few weeks off, and it’ll be even more special than our normal degree of relative “special-ocity”.

Sunday, August 23
Uncle Monsterface Goes to Coney Island!
with an Exciting QUESTION AND ANSWER session to follow
(this is part of the museum’s “Ask the Experts” Series)
ALL AGES!!!! $5
4pm – EARLY SHOW which will be punctual – we are the ONLY band!
The Coney Island Museum
1208 Surf Ave, Brooklyn
Take the D, Q N or F train to Stillwell Avenue (last stop).
Tell FACEBOOK that you are coming! It needs to know!

We’re experts!
(But not vampire-finding experts. We need a vampire for this show. Anyone wanna be a vampire? Free cd!)

As this show marks the passing of the below-mentioned “Sweat Sexxxy” from the live show, we just might usher in a new stage antic. And it just remind some of you of an old one. Some sort of contest, maybe?

New Exercise Video, SWEAT SEXXXY on YouTube!

Covered in mosquito bites and tired of rolling through those hot sweaty nights? Need to shed a few BBQ bellies and/or watermelon tears? Already covered in so much SWEAT but you need just a little more? Uncle Monsterface has all the answers (and poses some troubling questions) in a brand new EXERCISE VIDEO you can see right here:

Get ready to SWEAT SEXXXY at youtube.com/unclemonsterface – MONSTERFACE TEE VEE!

We indulged in too many BBQs, Twinkies, and hot dogs wrapped in Twinkies, and Uncle Monsterface (the monster) offered up a solution. He sent us this video, it was covered in a creepy slime, and we’re pretty sure it’s solved all of our problems.

We’ve been helping the nation with this disturbing video as part of our live show for the past several months, and as we put her into semi-retirement, we give her unto you, internet. Take good care of her.

Free NYC Rock Show this Friday!

Greetings Internet,

Your favorite Sock Puppet and Human multimedia rock and roll storm of confusing awesome-ness has a FREE SHOW this Friday in Manhattan! For free!

Friday, August 14
10pm-4am
RockEM SockEM’s 6th Anniversary Bash with
Hosey (at 10pm)
Uncle Monsterface (at 11pm)
and Ruffian Arms (at 12am)
Alas and alack this show is 21+
with special guests
DJ Ultra V, DJ Omega, and DJ Reybee

This should be awesome, extreme, and full of cuss words.
Tell facebook that you are coming, because facebook needs to know everything that you are doing, all the time.

yay.

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