Aug 25 at The Way Station WITH THE TARDIS!

Sunday, August 25!
We rock the best bar in Brooklyn with a TARDIS for a toilet!
Time Lord Flyer of Power
The WAY STATION! Come on out! FREE!
It’s a great spot, they screen Game of Thrones starting at 5, we’re at 8, followed by Nerd Karaokee at 10!
NERDVANA!
Tell FACEBOOK!
https://www.facebook.com/events/525910174147989/

We’ll have just come from 3 days of recording, so we’ll be primed to GET WEIRD.

New Rock Single Aug 13 and AWESOME Rock Show w/HatP Aug 15!

Friends and team-mates!

We are super-excited to make both of these announcements!

Uncle Monsterface releases a BRAND NEW SONG!

“(don’t fear the) NINJA”

For FREE! On Monsterface Monday, August 13th via Bandcamp!

And then we celebrate by rocking out with our besties
HARRY and the POTTERS
Wednesday August 15th at Brooklyn’s Knitting Factory! (All Ages!, 6pm doors!)
with Special guests…The Potter Puppet Pals!
This show will definitely sell out, so buy your tickets soon! and tell the FACEBOOKS!

TOO MUCH AWESOME TO TAKE!

“(don’t fear the) NINJA” – the first single from Uncle Monsterface’s forthcoming full-length album, RISE of the LAVA MEN, will be available for free via bandcamp Monday, August 15, 2012! AND, if you want MORE new Monsterface, you can purchase the single  for a $1 and get the EXCLUSIVE BONUS track, “This Is (STILL) An Adventure”, the full band punk rock version of Uncle Monsterface’s title track from our LAST full length album (from…um…2008).

“(don’t fear the) NINJA” is the first all-new song from Uncle Monsterface in five years. RISE of the LAVA MEN is a conceptual Rock Project (forthcoming full length album, Saturday Morning cartoon show, archaeological dig, and related puppet portraits) telling the tale of the ancient iconic protector’s of Uncle Monsterface’s home-base, Dino-skeleton Island. As Uncle Monsterface unearths records and remnants from the archeological dig that is currently uncovering the tale of the Lava Men, Monsterface Industries will release new songs, artworks and biographies for each of the Lava Men! Who will be next?

With awesome and iconic illustrations by infehnite design’s Jeremy Murphy (http://infehnitedesign.com/) and awesome-sauce
logos by Monsterface’s own, Epic Eric Swanson (also of The Fencing and Archery printing company) the excitement has just begun!

Help us out and spread the word!

The Rise of the Lava Men has begun!

Wednesday, July 20 @ Death By Audio, BK

Hi,
As we’ve mentioned, we’re back and we changed everything.
You will like these shows so much, you will want to MARRY THEM.
Go.

FIRST SHOW IS THIS WEDNESDAY!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Death by Audio | BK
49 South. 2nd St.
8pm | All Ages

This is the first show in our new incarnation! Watch us stumble in terror into the headlights of the oncoming truck of NEW IDEAS!
with
Conversations with Enemies (breezy indie pop zombie fanatics)
Cheers Elephant ( throwback indie similar to The Kinks)
DISASTERADIO ! You’ve gotta check out their music video

It is rumored that we close this show, at 11pm. So drink your Red Bull and come and yell for us, please. And seriously, check out Disaster Radio’s “Gravy Rainbow”. It’s a spiritual bowel movement. In a good way.
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OTHER UPCOMING ROCK SHOWS ARE:
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JULY 30 (PHILLY) @BOOKSPACE
AUG 6 (BK) @THE GUTTER
AUG 20 (BK) @DEATH BY AUDIO
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Monsterface to Rock Boston and Premiere our new LIVE DRUMMER!

For the first time in our five years as a band, Uncle Monsterface will perform our full set with our NEW LIVE DRUMMER. And we’re premiering it in our home town. Introducing Spooky Old Eric aka The Batman on the sticks, girls and boys. Take a poke for a nickel.

Full deets:
January 21, 2010 – 8pm
The Church
Cover $10, $7
21+ (sorrrrrrry team, we tried!)
Adv tix: www.fnicerecords.com/tickets

F-nice productions presents
Uncle Monsterface (WORLD PREMIERE OF NEW LIVE DRUMMER!)
with
Math the Band
The Silver City
Business for Pleasure
We are told that the show starts at 8sharp, as muzak must stop by midnight. We are also told that we are on 3rd, before those spazzy math-starz.

Because Facebook is sorta dumb in a lot of ways, there are two event pages, one set up by F-nice, the other by Math. Maybe we should do one, too?! Kooky Facebook. Anyways, make sure you tell it everything that you are doing in triplicate, or you will lose your life-license.

mashed potato vs vampire! free song, new video, premieres june 6 @ The Tank NYC!

TEAM!
Too much excitement.
As you may have heard,
we are premiering the live version of our epic rock song
MASHED POTATO vs VAMPIRE!
June 6, 2009 – 7pm
The Tank! – 354 West 45th
AL AGES! | $7
Here’s the facebok event invite some friends!

IT WILL FEATURE A GIANT MASHED POTATO FIGHTING A VAMPIRE WITH A HUGE HEAD!

In honor of this historic event, we are offering a free download of this EPIC song!
Mashed Potato Vs. Vampire

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Learn your parts so that you can sing along!

Moreover – we’ve been compelled to create a ridiculous advert featuring a Mashed Potato overlord:

come to this showwww!

ever your combat-ready,
uncle monsterface

Dan and Marty make a friend at the bar.

okay, so, on a monday night about a week ago, dan and marty were at the bar we live next to (a place we’re often wont to be…perhaps a little TOO wont), when our friend abraham the bearded bartender introduced us to a nice young man named ino. it soon came to light that ino also wrote songs, and before we knew it, abraham had witnessed a ‘monsterface industries’-sponsored contract between ino and marty/dan stating that, before 8pm the following day, ino would make a song for us, and we would make a song for him.

that’s just how we roll.

so here’s ours:
Ino’s Theme by Dan & Marty

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and here is the one ino made for us: (its pretty sweet)
Dan and Marty by Ino (aka Skeleton Fingers)

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by the way, think of this as ‘monsterface minus jimmy’ (cuz he had to work. also known as ‘star-shirted guy the band’. also known as ‘hey where are the cool keyboard/trombone/harmony parts?, the band’). but the sweet lady-pipes you hear are none other than superstar jocelyn mackenzie (of pearl and the beard, hooray)

also by the way, we’re doing a ton of crazy stuff right now, and more on that very soon.

but this was fun and we wanted to share

ever your semi-loyal,
star-shirted guy the bandface

rock music page updated!

I just updated the “rock music” page here at UMF central. You can listen to all three of our albums (in their entirety) right from the interweb! Now you can always get your monsterface fix when you need it… if you have electricity and internet access and some decent speakers (or maybe one of those fancy iphoney shiny things.)

check it