New Exercise Video, SWEAT SEXXXY on YouTube!

Posted on August 19, 2009 by monsterface

Covered in mosquito bites and tired of rolling through those hot sweaty nights? Need to shed a few BBQ bellies and/or watermelon tears? Already covered in so much SWEAT but you need just a little more? Uncle Monsterface has all the answers (and poses some troubling questions) in a brand new EXERCISE VIDEO you can see right here:

Get ready to SWEAT SEXXXY at youtube.com/unclemonsterface – MONSTERFACE TEE VEE!

We indulged in too many BBQs, Twinkies, and hot dogs wrapped in Twinkies, and Uncle Monsterface (the monster) offered up a solution. He sent us this video, it was covered in a creepy slime, and we’re pretty sure it’s solved all of our problems.

We’ve been helping the nation with this disturbing video as part of our live show for the past several months, and as we put her into semi-retirement, we give her unto you, internet. Take good care of her.

Free NYC Rock Show this Friday!

Posted on August 13, 2009 by monsterface

Greetings Internet,

Your favorite Sock Puppet and Human multimedia rock and roll storm of confusing awesome-ness has a FREE SHOW this Friday in Manhattan! For free!

Friday, August 14
10pm-4am
RockEM SockEM’s 6th Anniversary Bash with
Hosey (at 10pm)
Uncle Monsterface (at 11pm)
and Ruffian Arms (at 12am)
Alas and alack this show is 21+
with special guests
DJ Ultra V, DJ Omega, and DJ Reybee

This should be awesome, extreme, and full of cuss words.
Tell facebook that you are coming, because facebook needs to know everything that you are doing, all the time.

yay.

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Posted on August 2, 2009 by monsterface

workin on more 'jokey jingles' tonight. which is our forthcoming covers ep, and not a grimacing clown who likes to eat beef. could be both? #
Us too. #freaksandgeeks http://twitpic.com/bykbs #
@TEAMROBESPIERRE @Maththeband @teammonsterface This friday in Brooklyn @ Death by Audio! All Ages!! – Facebook link -> http://is.gd/1SX9d #
@Teamrobespierre I think math made the Facebook invite. in reply to Teamrobespierre #
Plus sweet D20 tattoo! RT: @hipsterplease: http://twitpic.com/c4zkh – Repping @teammonsterface #
Rain stopped! Rock show time!!! http://bit.ly/rlwG6 #
Watercolor paintings killing it acoustic at death by audio. http://twitvid.com/DAE70 #
AMAZING ROCK SHOW LAST NIGHT with @maththeband @teamrobespierre, iji, watercolor paintings. FACE MELTING FUN at death by audio! #fb #
Some awesome pics from last night's show. http://bit.ly/YNztK #
@devonimacaroni so which side of the mash vs vamp fight were you on? in reply to devonimacaroni #
@juggalugalocomo thanks! That was an epic fun show! in reply to juggalugalocomo #

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Posted on July 26, 2009 by monsterface

I think our wii is fried. Right before Wii Sport Resort comes out too! We need a video game fairy, stat. #
this is awesome. http://bit.ly/uOEBX #
@snowth it's made out of YOUR head… in reply to snowth #
#scribblenauts gets a release date and it's soon! so excited! http://ds.ign.com/articles/100/1006245p1.html #
For those of you not on our e-mail list (why not?) Our new shirts are available online TODAY! Get one before we sell out! http://is.gd/1IZv7 #
@springviolet yeah sorry about that, but it is called toxic for a reason. in reply to springviolet #
@williamsloane thanks! hopefully we'll make it back to Cali soon! #
@ShaelRiley Nice! I keep listening to your casette songs over and over. I'm sure ill be stealing a melody from you real soon! -dan in reply to ShaelRiley #
@lindaaargh FTW! in reply to lindaaargh #

New Shirt!

Posted on July 23, 2009 by monsterface

We have an awesome new shirt, available for sale online NOW!

Go buy it from us at the Uncle Monsterface MonsterMall (for monsters)
www.unclemonsterface.com/store

When you’re done buying it from us, we recommend that you go buy more
cool shirts from the superfly artist who designed it , our Superfriend
Eric at www.fencingandarchery.com
We particularly recommend the GARY GYGAX MEMORIAL shirt for you
super-nerds. CHECK IT OUT!

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Posted on July 19, 2009 by monsterface

@hexWarrior loving the protomen. What an amazing weekend Hex! #nerdapalooza in reply to hexWarrior #
OMG the protomen are SO good! #nerdapalooza #
@Nerdapalooza thanks to everyone for an amazing weekend! in reply to Nerdapalooza #
RT @izzymaxwell: RIP WBCN? ='( http://tinyurl.com/nvmm43. A sad day for bean town. #
@DaniiDinosaur I imagine you saying "HARRY POTTER!!!" like Matt Damon saying "MATT DAMON!!!" in Team America. in reply to DaniiDinosaur #
RT @datavortex: I uploaded a YouTube video — Uncle Monsterface – (thank you) Gary Gygax http://bit.ly/YMpdM #
@FredandGtheBand sure, when? in reply to FredandGtheBand #

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Posted on July 19, 2009 by monsterface

@hexWarrior loving the protomen. What an amazing weekend Hex! #nerdapalooza in reply to hexWarrior #
OMG the protomen are SO good! #nerdapalooza #
@Nerdapalooza thanks to everyone for an amazing weekend! in reply to Nerdapalooza #
RT @izzymaxwell: RIP WBCN? ='( http://tinyurl.com/nvmm43. A sad day for bean town. #
@DaniiDinosaur I imagine you saying "HARRY POTTER!!!" like Matt Damon saying "MATT DAMON!!!" in Team America. in reply to DaniiDinosaur #
RT @datavortex: I uploaded a YouTube video — Uncle Monsterface – (thank you) Gary Gygax http://bit.ly/YMpdM #
@FredandGtheBand sure, when? in reply to FredandGtheBand #

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Posted on July 12, 2009 by monsterface

in the studio tweakin' tracks for #Nerdapalooza this weekend! Throwin' in a few surprises too! #
Zombie Gygax, high atop the back of giant-mecha Whedon-bot, hauling a stash of imported DS games. http://tinyurl.com/cnd6dg #nerdapalooza #
Write things about #nerdapalooza! Let's make it trend! Who loves #Nintendo? #nerds! #
Our sweet new shirts we'll have at #nerdapalooza! http://twitpic.com/9sroi #
@freakapotimus you can have first dibs since it's umf show number 20 for you. in reply to freakapotimus #
@beefyness sweet shirt, looking forward to pumpin up the crowd for you and @shaelriley on Sunday! in reply to beefyness #
@IFightDragons you guys are making the drive, fuck yeah! Be safe, see you in Florida! #
the team is assembled. various hatches battenened, sundry mainsails hoisted, avast and ahoy to #nerdapalooza! (and disneyworld!) #
This is not the pizza hut or the taco bell. http://twitpic.com/9zwaf #
We made it! http://twitpic.com/a14q7 #
At the bar between rock, obviously. http://twitpic.com/a27t6 #
Megas are very cool #nerdapalooza #
Terry Cloth Green is Missing! we need an apb on green socks (who are kind of jerks)! #
Awesomeness #nerdapalooza http://twitpic.com/a4w7q #
Hex, killin it. http://twitpic.com/a50ac #
Ready to rock. http://twitpic.com/a5u1c #
Secret green room pic http://twitpic.com/a5xzv #

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Posted on July 12, 2009 by monsterface

in the studio tweakin' tracks for #Nerdapalooza this weekend! Throwin' in a few surprises too! #
Zombie Gygax, high atop the back of giant-mecha Whedon-bot, hauling a stash of imported DS games. http://tinyurl.com/cnd6dg #nerdapalooza #
Write things about #nerdapalooza! Let's make it trend! Who loves #Nintendo? #nerds! #
Our sweet new shirts we'll have at #nerdapalooza! http://twitpic.com/9sroi #
@freakapotimus you can have first dibs since it's umf show number 20 for you. in reply to freakapotimus #
@beefyness sweet shirt, looking forward to pumpin up the crowd for you and @shaelriley on Sunday! in reply to beefyness #
@IFightDragons you guys are making the drive, fuck yeah! Be safe, see you in Florida! #
the team is assembled. various hatches battenened, sundry mainsails hoisted, avast and ahoy to #nerdapalooza! (and disneyworld!) #
This is not the pizza hut or the taco bell. http://twitpic.com/9zwaf #
We made it! http://twitpic.com/a14q7 #
At the bar between rock, obviously. http://twitpic.com/a27t6 #
Megas are very cool #nerdapalooza #
Terry Cloth Green is Missing! we need an apb on green socks (who are kind of jerks)! #
Awesomeness #nerdapalooza http://twitpic.com/a4w7q #
Hex, killin it. http://twitpic.com/a50ac #
Ready to rock. http://twitpic.com/a5u1c #
Secret green room pic http://twitpic.com/a5xzv #

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Posted on July 5, 2009 by monsterface

we are very bust getting ready for @nerdapalooza ! orlando – july 11-12 ! will we see you there?!! #
@sitbunnynow let me check with the warehouse. Sock puppets don’t have arms so our pick and ship department is a little slow… in reply to sitbunnynow #
We’re looking for a Boston show on Sat 8/15 with STD and Cudzoo, anyone have any leads? #
Radio Free Hipster Ep 69: On the Road (Again) is making my Monday happen. http://is.gd/1iiID #
Flaming Lips – Embryonic Preview – http://www.sendspace.com/file/xak333 #
dusting off our capes… #
Math the band at Don Pedro’s in Brooklyn tonight! You know we’re ready to party! Play Shark Attack! #
Does soy milk belong in coffee? It makes the coffee look funny but tastes yummy. Maybe confuses the tummy? #coffee #
RT @martyface The “Which Sock Puppet Portrait are you?” Facebook quiz is live!http://tinyurl.com/nqw6zl #

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