March 6: AMAZING ALL AGES BK w/ Peelander, Math, LIMA, Eskalators!

In Brooklyn, ALL AGES on a SATURDAY!


Peelander-Z ! Peelander on Facebook or Myspace!
Legendary Japanese Super-hero punk! You will be a part of human bowling and conga lines and awesome fury!

Math the Band ! Math on the Facebook or Myspace!
Spaz-tastic fury of awesome electronic sounds! Puking aerobics! Magic EYE! Jump up and down! Magic EYE!

Uncle Monsterface ! Us on Facebooky and MiEspacio!
Sock Puppet and Dudes and Monsters, a giant mashed potato fights a vampire with a huge head!

Lima Research Society ! Limas on Bookfaces or Myspacing!
Feel warm inside/out with inspiring songs and people who glow in the dark and give you juice boxes

Eskalators ! On MyspaceFriendster
Like 18 people rocking out together. Which means that the are awesome, and maybe you dated someone in the band!

March 6, 2010
49 South 2nd Street
8pm | ALL AGES

This is something of a reprisal of our amazing show last October with Peelander and Math, with the added bonus of LIMA! October’s show melted no less than 8 billion faces, 32,000 legs, and an over-sized candle. Now in BROOKLYN, all ages, and with our other AMAZING FRIENDS OF LOVE LIMA and new friends ESKALATORS, this will rock. A seriously very must see show. This show means business.

Monsterface to Rock Boston and Premiere our new LIVE DRUMMER!

For the first time in our five years as a band, Uncle Monsterface will perform our full set with our NEW LIVE DRUMMER. And we’re premiering it in our home town. Introducing Spooky Old Eric aka The Batman on the sticks, girls and boys. Take a poke for a nickel.

Full deets:
January 21, 2010 – 8pm
The Church
Cover $10, $7
21+ (sorrrrrrry team, we tried!)
Adv tix:

F-nice productions presents
Math the Band
The Silver City
Business for Pleasure
We are told that the show starts at 8sharp, as muzak must stop by midnight. We are also told that we are on 3rd, before those spazzy math-starz.

Because Facebook is sorta dumb in a lot of ways, there are two event pages, one set up by F-nice, the other by Math. Maybe we should do one, too?! Kooky Facebook. Anyways, make sure you tell it everything that you are doing in triplicate, or you will lose your life-license.

batman and spiderman finally agree…

…that you should go become friends wit (or at least check out) my new sock puppety creations.

show the kids that not everyone has jumped shipped to faceplace.
do it for spiderman.

new puppet profiles, featuring songz:
=confusing german composer of pretentious glory
or link here
= ornery bartender from boston, as recorded from his bar
[for my home towne peepz]
or link here

you don’t haveta be on the facspaceplace to check-a the profiles OR download the songz.

batman sayz:
“sometimes i’m all sittin around the bat cave, and i just don’t feel like figuring out the crime, and i’m like, man, i gotta go look at that sock puppet profile, where’s my collander?”

spiderman sayz:
“geez, i really need to do my laundry. when will i find the time?”
he says that WHILE checking out sock puppet myspaces…

(on behalf of batman and spiderman. who keep calling]

New puppet song, new portraits coming from martystuff!

If you are interested there are now two sets of informative and enlightening photographic documents of the new Sock Puppet Portraits process at

And – if that wasn’t enough
Bawston the Cat has released his Myspace with a new song for download!

And always remember – you DON’T have to be on the Myspace to check out the profile OR to download the song, just go to the url:
But if you ARE on Myspace, become his friend, become friends with lots of them, check out their growing world!
It helps me out…
And let me know what you think and tell your friends and leave him comments and stuff!
Again, sorry for the multi-mails, I promise not to make too much of a habit of it, and it’s for a good cause.
Okay and yay,

Brooklyn Rock Tomorrow with Math and Lima!

Dearest friends, associates, well-wishers, boat captains and the like,

First and foremost – Happy New Year from your friends here at Monsterface Industries.

Dust off your newly resolved and (and quite probably still somewhat groggy) New Year’s bottom(s) , because:
We have an awesome rock show tomorrow night featuring a new video and song (and all of the other awesome stuff that we do)!

Saturday, January 3, 2009
NEW New Years Party
Math the Band
Lima Research Society
and some band called
Uncle Monsterface
Surreal Estate
15 Thames St | Brooklyn, NY
Take “L” Train to Morgan stop, just a couple of blocks away
All Ages | Doors at 9pm | $8

Help us and tell people and tell their friends and yours!
At this rock show we hereby pledge to: premiere a song from “This is an Adventure” that we have never played in front of people before!AND! to premiere a new short EXERCISE VIDEO that is the perfect(ly upsetting) way to ring in the new year…

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Sock Puppet Vampire has a NEW SONG for You!

Greetings! friend of the world of Sock Puppets and their Portraits!
refresher course: Marty from Uncle Monsterface sells Sock Puppet Portraits for a living.

So: a lots been going down and up and over and under in the world of the Ultimate Gift of Love. Let’s find out all about it, shall we?

New Myspace songs:
Sooooo, there are some new Sock Puppet Portrait Myspaces! And as most folks already know, all the NEW Sock Puppet Myspaces have a song that they wrote themselves despite (or because of) their lack of arms!

So, joining the Series 2 ranks with Spot the Elusive Dinosaur are The Nutty Bunny and now, just in time for Halloweenie Time – Frank the Vampire Superintendent singing about his army of undead bugs! (Any resemblance to actual Superintendents who I always fight with is strictly probably coincidental or something).

Once again, gang, these Myspace songs, while remaining totally PG, are turning out a bit dark. I suspect a few of the upcoming guys will be a bit lighter…

Remember: you don’t have to be on Myspace to check these profiles out. But if you ARE and you’re amused, make them your friends. It helps me! (And fret not, a Facebook group is coming soon…)

We went on tour!

Hi internet world of worlds!
We’re back from our big huge tour, and the reports you’ve heard are partially accurate – it was the best time ever! But we’re super excited to be re-united with Perfect Jimmy, and we’re currently huddled together in the warm and glowy confines of Dino-skeleton Island planning escapades, misadventures, and oddly enough a tupperware party. For zombies! But we assure you that big news is not only afoot, but also a huge hand worthy of the Yeti.

Ahhhh, the mighty Yeti…

Need something Monsterfacey to do in the meantime?
Write a review of “This is an Adventure’ on iTunes. Or else make me a sandwich. Or both!
I’m hungry…

More sooooooooon!

ever your representative of loyalty, joviality, and a confused sense of liability,

Monsterface Monday = ADVENTURE VIDEO! Kochalka Review! 1 more day of free!

“This album lifts you up and makes you feel powerful.”
james kochalka on uncle monsterface’s ‘this is an adventure’

woaahhhhhhhh! today’s monsterface monday is AN INCREDIBLE VIDEO for the title track of the new album, “This is an Adventure!” go get it on our Youtube channel – (if it is’t embedding right here)

it features the beautiful album artwork created by our good friend, daria tessler –, with animation by none other than our own resident super-talent, Perfect Jimmy. check out daria’s whole site! she’s such a unique talent, her work is like no one else’s, if you like the album art you’ll become obsessed with all that she does (she and marty met both selling art on the streets of ny!)

so: we’ve gotten hundreds of downloads from last week’s album drop! lots of them have lead to awesome reviews… but we definitely don’t have hundreds of reviews, thoughts, and/or musings yet (though there have been many, and thanks to everyone who has made good on their word). make good on your word, citizenry! in honor of last week’s Monsterface Monday (MoMo) of such grand proportions, we’re leaving it up for one more day – today – until midnight.

so: one more day to check out the new album at need a place to review it? review it on Itunes – Cuz Itunes is fancy!

while you have one more day to download and you’re soaking in the splendor of this video and readying yourself for your OWN mighty review, check out these awesome reviews from last week!

super crazy cool = as seen above – the incomparable and legendary james kochalka gave us an amazing review on his own he’s one of our superheroes of life, if you don’t already marvel at everything he creates, please do so immediately.

and once again, z from hits our album so squarely on the head it hurts. our collective head. hurts. z rules.

while we have your attention, on a completely unrelated note, please become our facebook friend if you do that sort of thing. we had an old acct that wasn’t a band account and then had to change it all over and stuff…

next week we’ve got one more amazing monsterface monday in store for you!
then there will be a week off as we hit the road – and then PERFECT JIMMY GONE WILD will premiere on july 9 – perfect jimmy’s own weekly webcast wrapping up the week’s unlimited enthusiasm events…and whatever else he comes up with…(unlimited enthusiasm, ltd takes no responsibility for resulting lawsuits, catastrophes, or fits of weeping ‘perfect jimmy gone wild’ creates, inspires, or induces).

awesome + awesome = team monsterface
never stop a’rockin.

ever your loyal,
uncle monsterface

(nyc) suddenly there is a martysongs show this monday

not so suddenly. i’ve just been lousy about promoting it.
this show is with one of my best friend’s ever (gabe of count chocula-making fame playing drums for sam rosen), at a really cool place in brooklyn called ‘goodbye blue mondays,’ which is sort of like the kind of place you’d run into when chased bvy bullies and find a magical book that transforms you into some sort of dragon-riding terror.

this monday!
july 30
somewhere around maybe 8 or 9
i think it might be free, and is probably all ages!
sam buck rosen/MartySongs/AngelDeradoorian

come see me play songs by myself!

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i’m back! aw yeah!

i am back from running across the country with some wizards!
(for those not keeping up, for the month of june in the year 2007, i hit the road with flagship wizard rockers harry and the potters to help carry stuff, sell stuff, help make them sound nice, and to sell my own sock puppet portraits and see our grrrreat nation.)

we ran all the way from brooklyn to los angeles, rocking out every night at breakneck speeds of mightiness and with the unbridled fury of boundless awesomeness.

‘how was your trip across the country with the wizards?’ a curious and intrepid young sailor or spelunker might ask.

‘very excellent, indeed,‘ i would answer.
which would be a colossal but politically necessary lie…

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